Reporter: Ashley V

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You have a student loan to pay back? Wow, that’s a huge debt.

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You mean to tell me that she’s hiding behind her hands?

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One does not simply get rid of impact.

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I’m sorry, is my teaching interrupting you?

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I’m not superstitious. But I am a little stitious.

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No one hides from me. Find this “waldo” and bring me his head.

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When I slice onions. Onions cry.

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You lost your phone and It’s on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.

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Age is just a number. False:Age is a word.

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I’ve been to the future. The new tool album is amazing.

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I don’t always not smoke weed.

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Hey girl, Is your name google?